Funny Inspirational Sayings and Quotes to Motivate You

Entertaining motivational sayings and quotes enable us to remain centered and remain free. Have an objective and have fun! Enjoy these interesting motivational statements to make your excursion more pleasurable!

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Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
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Watch something funny. Laughter is great medicine, especially for what worries you.
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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A business like an automobile has to be driven, in order to get results.
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I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
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Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
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I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
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Visualize something totally funny or crazy! This will instantly change how you feel because you can't visualize two things at the same time.
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No one has ever become poor by giving.
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Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
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To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup; whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up.
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Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order, balance, awareness, and concentration elude us, because we are always doing, always acting.
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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
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See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.
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Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
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Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies for instance.
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It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
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The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
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During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
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It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
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The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.
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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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Here is a good collection of funny inspirational quotes that will help you to go happily through the tough situations. Life has many colors and many ups and downs.


People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Edison
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You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – Jack London
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.
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Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
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If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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