Funny Good Night Quotes and Short Status

Hi…it’s a time to share smile. Cheer up and enjoy beautiful collection of funny good night quotes and short messages with friends and family. Of course your friends deserve at least a funny good night quotes or message from you. Lets share these funny good night quotes and make a smile on their pretty face.


Wash your face and wash your feet! Now it’s time to fall asleep. Your,s eyes are weak and mouth can’t speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good Night.
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Hold your phone tightly because this text message is a hug in disguise. Good night.
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Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool. Good Night!
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Thank GOD all the keys of keypad are working, now go to sleep Good Night!
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. Good Night.
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You are the only reason I got sleep every night, I love so much your scary faces in my dreams. Good Night!
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future, Better kill some mosquito with that time. So that you can sleep better. Good Night!
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Oops! Ouch I fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just to Say sweet dreams and good night to you. Sleep tight.
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Regardless of the size of your bed, don’t stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night.
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So it’s that time again, time to leave Facebook. So I say “Goodnight, but do not worry I’ll be back soon!
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Difference between horror and beautiful night.. A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep but horror is when it hugs you back! Sweet Dreams Darling!
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Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight…you can just shut up.
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Goodnight everybody. Hopefully I don’t have another dream with Lady Gaga and Britney Spears because that was awkward.
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I have invented a new phrase and it goes like this – early to bed, early to rise and early to meet friends like me.
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People sleep peaceable in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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I won’t take any selfies for the next 12 hours… not because it’ll be dark but because they’ll be without friends like you. Good night.
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When you hear some weird popping noise of your pet from under your bed… yeah I need some sleep o goodnight!
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A very original good night wish only for u beware of cheap duplicates I m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams.
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Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight, But Don’t make it a habit, Because i’m not free every night. Good Night!
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I wish God made me an SMS, so that I can reach you in Seconds, Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!! Good Night.
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Dear friend, don’t be worried about tomorrow, I will always be there to set things right. Good night.
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That awkward moment when you say goodnight to people and then check Facebook, and yet you’re still up.
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There is no lover like you and there is no girlfriend like me, forget the sleep and let’s make a party tonight.
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Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

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